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What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? EP 79

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What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?

Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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Ep Review

Crown of Ice, Heart of Fire

Her crown glints like shattered time, and that glow from her chest? Not CGI—it’s pure narrative weight. She doesn’t speak much, but every finger gesture screams ‘I’ve seen empires rise and fall… and you’re still here.’ What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Nah, she’s the plot twist. 🌌👑

Sandy Drama, Zero Chill

He rises slowly, robes fluttering like a phoenix mid-sigh. She stands serene, while behind her, two other women glare like they’ve read the script and *disapprove*. The tension? Thicker than desert dust. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like ‘What, You Still Haven’t Learned?’ 💀

When the Sword Speaks First

No monologue. Just him drawing the blade—slow, deliberate—as if the sword itself remembers ancient vows. Her light flares. He blinks. The camera lingers on his wristband: faded ink, old promise. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Or just a man who never got closure? ⚔️🕯️

Fashion Over Fate

Let’s be real—the embroidery on her gown has more lore than his entire backstory. Those dangling pearl chains? Symbolic tears. His blue ribbons? Unresolved trauma. And yet… we’re all rooting for him. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Maybe. But also, tragically stylish. 👑🌀

The Fallen Immortal’s Gaze

That moment when he crawls in the sand, eyes burning with betrayal—yet still fixated on her. The lighting? Pure emotional warfare. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like a heartbreak immortal who forgot to delete his ex’s contact. 😩✨