What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?
Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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Her Hairpiece Has More Plot Than the Script
Every bead, every feather on her headpiece trembles with narrative weight—while the hero just stands there blinking. The purple aura? Probably her internal monologue finally escaping. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Nah, she’s the real MVP holding this chaos together. 💫
Wind in His Hair, Regret in His Eyes
His hair flies like a tragic romance novel cover—but his expression screams ‘I should’ve taken the side quest.’ That moment he pauses mid-swing? Peak emotional whiplash. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Or just a man who forgot to save before the boss fight? 🌬️
Teamwork? More Like Trauma-Bonding
They don’t coordinate attacks—they react to each other’s panic. She coughs blood, he grabs her arm like it’s a lifeline, and the third one just watches like ‘Should I clap?’ What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Maybe. But their chemistry? Unbeatable. ❤️🩹
Sunlight Filters, But Not His Judgment
Golden hour lighting? Gorgeous. Villain charging through mist like he’s late for a tea ceremony? Iconic. Yet somehow, he still misses the obvious trap. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Yes—and we love him for it. Pure cinematic delusion. 🌅
That Sword Just Said 'Nope'
The villain’s red-energy sword? Pure overkill. He swings like he’s auditioning for a Wuxia TikTok trend—dramatic, flashy, but somehow still loses to a guy in pastel robes. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like ‘What, A 3,000-Year-Old Overthinker?’ 😅