What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?
Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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Three Queens, One Court
White Veil, Black Feather, Crimson Silk—each queen radiates a different aura: purity, danger, passion. Their silent glances speak volumes. In a world of flashy spells, their presence is the real power move. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? knows how to frame elegance as weapon. 🌸
When the Sky Drops a Temple
Floating palace emerges mid-scream? Yes, please. The CGI isn’t subtle—but neither is the drama. That moment when everyone freezes, jaws dropped, while the temple hovers like a divine plot twist? Peak short-form storytelling. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? delivers spectacle without apology. 🏯✨
The Sword That Didn’t Swing
Our blue-robed hero draws his blade… then just *holds* it, blinking. No clash, no fury—just quiet disbelief. The tension deflates into absurdity. That’s the genius of What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?: turning epic tropes into awkward poetry. You laugh, then you feel for him. 🗡️😅
The Real Magic Was the Friends We Made
From torn T-shirts to feathered crowns, this crew’s mismatched vibes are everything. They don’t fight—they react. The elder’s theatrics, the trio’s synchronized side-eye… it’s less wuxia, more *wuxia sitcom*. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? reminds us: legacy isn’t power—it’s who laughs with you after you faceplant. 🤝
The White Robe's Dramatic Fall
That white-robed elder’s over-the-top gestures and sudden collapse? Pure comedic gold. His ‘magic’ fizzles like a wet firework, yet he sells it with such sincerity—classic What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? energy. The crowd’s deadpan stares say it all. 😂