What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?
Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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Red, black, and ivory queens walking in sync like a divine girl group—but their expressions scream ‘we’ve seen too much’. The tension isn’t just magical; it’s *fashion*-forward trauma. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? makes ancient drama feel like a TikTok roast battle. 👑⚔️
When Your Dad Turns Crimson & You’re Still Covered in Slime
The son’s wide-eyed horror as his dad’s hair ignites red while he’s still dripping green goo? That’s not CGI—it’s generational betrayal. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? turns filial dread into high-stakes opera. Bonus: the crown stays perfectly placed. 😳✨
He Didn’t Die—He Just Got *Extra*
Protagonist survives a fatal blast, emerges with slime on his cheek, and immediately starts side-eyeing everyone. No trauma, just sass. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? redefines resilience: not ‘I rose from ashes’, but ‘I rose… and my makeup’s ruined’. 💅💥
The Real Villain? Poor Lighting Choices
Red lanterns glow, water lilies float, yet someone thought neon-red aura + green face paint = ‘mood’. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? commits to aesthetic chaos—and we’re here for it. Even the statues look judgmental. 🏯🎭
The Red Curse & the Green-Faced Clown
That moment when the red energy surges and the protagonist’s face turns green—pure chaotic comedy gold. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? nails absurdity with emotional whiplash. The contrast between his panic and the villain’s dramatic agony? Chef’s kiss. 🤡🔥