What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?
Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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When Your Ex Shows Up With a Vine Cage
Qingyun walks in holding leafy restraints like she’s auditioning for ‘Ancient Drama: Captive Edition’. Meanwhile, Ling Xi’s still dripping wet, clutching his sleeve like a startled fawn. The tension? Thicker than the fog in that bathhouse. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? knows how to weaponize awkwardness. 🌿
Red Fur, Wine, and a Bunny-Eared Dancer—Wait, What?
Suddenly: black backdrop, red armchair, *that* smoldering stare. He sips wine while she dangles from silk ribbons like a celestial pin-up. No context, no warning—just pure aesthetic whiplash. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? doesn’t follow logic; it follows vibe. And the vibe? 🔥
Her Eyes Turn Gold. His Arms Cross. The Room Freezes.
One magical eye shift, and the courtyard goes silent. Ling Xi’s smirk fades; Qingyun’s grip tightens on her vine cage. Even the lanterns dim. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? uses micro-expressions like plot grenades—tiny, devastating, unforgettable. You feel the power shift in your bones. 💫
She Falls. He Catches Her. The Third Girl Just Stares.
Ling Xi collapses into his lap like a wilted lotus, breathless and blushing. He catches her—gentle, practiced. But behind them, Qingyun stands frozen, vines limp, eyes unreadable. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? thrives in these triangular silences. Love isn’t won in battles—it’s lost in glances. 🌸
The Bathhouse Seduction That Turned Into a Magic Mishap
What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? opens with steam, petals, and *that* gaze—Ling Xi’s fingers tracing his collar like she’s casting a spell. But when her hand glows green? Oops. The romance implodes into chaos. Classic xianxia: love is just one misfired incantation away from public embarrassment. 😅