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(Dubbed) S-Class Horrors? No cute girls
When Lin Lu wakes up in a hellscape overrun by horrors, he realizes his eyes see the apocalypse differently. While everyone else flees bloody ghosts, he sees stunning beauties! Sweet lolitas, icy queens, and charismatic princesses all desperate for his attention. Now, as murderous twin ghost sisters knock on his door, he opens it with a grin. Scared? He’s too busy falling in love!
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